πΊπΈ About This Patriotic Space
Freedom Fighter
Eagle Enthusiast
Fireworks Expert
Welcome to the MOST PATRIOTIC corner of the internet! This is where eagles soar, fireworks explode, and freedom rings 24/7/365!
I dedicate this page to the greatest nation on Earth, land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the cheeseburger and the internet!
Why This Page Exists
- Because America deserves its own MySpace page
- To celebrate freedom in the most 2004 way possible
- Eagles need representation on social media
- Apple pie doesn't promote itself
- Someone had to do it π¦
π¦ Freedom Facts
Did You Know?
- The bald eagle can see fish in the water from several hundred feet above
- America has more Eagle Scouts than any other country (obviously)
- Hot dogs and fireworks are the official foods of summer
- The Star-Spangled Banner has 4 verses but we only sing the first one
- America invented the internet, aviation, and competitive eating
Current Mission: Spreading freedom one webpage at a time since 1776 π½
π Patriotic Playlist
Now Playing:
- The Star-Spangled Banner - Jimi Hendrix
- Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen
- Party in the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus
- American Pie - Don McLean
- America - Neil Diamond
- Living in America - James Brown
- God Bless the U.S.A. - Lee Greenwood
*Eagles screeching in the background* π¦
π¬ Patriotic Comments
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Finally, a page that understands true patriotism! Give me liberty or give me MySpace!
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Is it July 4th yet? This page makes me want to light some fireworks!
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Needs more cheeseburgers but otherwise perfect! USA! USA! USA!
EagleEye1776
This is the most American thing I've ever seen on the internet! πΊπΈ
Posted 2 hours ago